Wouldst thou join us for the most exciting 500 mile buggy race in all of Pennsylvania? Starting in Red Lion and coursing through Intercourse ere rounding West Chester and returning via Blue Ball.
If you're starting in Red Lion, pick me up, I'll be the navigator! ;)
We could also make a couple of other stops... there's always Bird In Hand and Paradise... and you could have yourself a good ole piece o' shoo fly pie. I don't eat that crap, but you know, I'm just sayin', you could if you wanted to.
You and I have a lot in common: midwest, beards, crappy cars dying on us while driving home from school and a tendency to end sentences talking about Blue Ball, PA.
*blushing* Aww gee, Scope, you wonderful Man Doll, you! What a sweet Quick Hits today. Shucks. *looking at the ground and kicking an invisible pebble* Thank you and right back at you, my friend!!
Wouldst thou join us for the most exciting 500 mile buggy race in all of Pennsylvania?
Ha ha ha! Thou art making thee wish "Amish Paradise" was on the olde I-pod! And perhaps it shall be before the day is done.
ReplyDelete"Tonight we're going to party like it's 1699."
Sounds like a lot of horse shite to me.
ReplyDeleteI'm just sayin'.
No really, there'd be a lot of horse shi...oh forget it.
Wow that is hillarious...I like the number 3 on the buggy - nice touch.
ReplyDeleteBTW, I didn't know Intercourse leads to Blue Ball. Go figure.
ReplyDeleteIs there off-track betting for this type of event? Because I could really get into that shit (no pun intended).
ReplyDeleteIf you're starting in Red Lion, pick me up, I'll be the navigator! ;)
ReplyDeleteWe could also make a couple of other stops... there's always Bird In Hand and Paradise... and you could have yourself a good ole piece o' shoo fly pie. I don't eat that crap, but you know, I'm just sayin', you could if you wanted to.
The Amish were SERIOUSLY screaming for help when they named those towns.
ReplyDeleteIt's like they were speaking in code.
I believe "Red Lion" is associated with "Intercourse" ;-)
ReplyDeleteI believe "West Chester" is associated with "Blue Ball" ;-)
Use that information as necessary.
I only watch for the crashes.
ReplyDeleteYou and I have a lot in common: midwest, beards, crappy cars dying on us while driving home from school and a tendency to end sentences talking about Blue Ball, PA.
ReplyDeleteLOL! Awesome, I like the poster art too.
ReplyDeleteThat picture is awesome. I only hope for your sake that you haven't angered the great and powerful Zibbs by mocking his beloved West Chester.
ReplyDeleteWould each of the buggies be considered "1 horsepower"?
ReplyDeleteThere is a Pittsburgh-based musical called Amish Burlesque
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which has such fabulous musical number as "Take the Horse to Intercourse" and "Harvest Queen." It is hilarious.
*blushing* Aww gee, Scope, you wonderful Man Doll, you! What a sweet Quick Hits today. Shucks. *looking at the ground and kicking an invisible pebble* Thank you and right back at you, my friend!!
ReplyDelete:-)
2009-3-32? lol! I tried to do an April Fool's joke on my blog, but I guess I was too subtle.
ReplyDeleteToo, too funny! And I bet Rev.Earnhart will be the winner.
ReplyDeleteI've got my straw hat!!
ReplyDeleteI love those Amish.
ReplyDeleteScope, I just saw your quick hits on Cora and I want you to know that it's soo not true! She is freaking evil as she proved in your facebook post!
ReplyDelete@ Callista: Dammit! Shhhhh. Don't tell him that! Let him find out on his own! It's MUCH more fun that way (for me.)
ReplyDelete;-)
@ Scope: Callista is confused. She doesn't know what she's talking about. Ever. Ohhh, that Friday night dinner is gonna be FUN, huh? ;-)
@ Cora, wooops sorry but what do you expect when you are making friends with my mom on FB!
ReplyDelete@ Scope, I certainly hope you know what you are getting yourself into. LOL. All bribes for info can be sent to my paypal account! Tell your friends!
@ Callista: Bribes? Pffft! You've got nothin' ;-)
ReplyDeleteCallista - I know she's evil, that's the fun part. If she was as goody-goody as she looks, then what fun would that be? :-)
ReplyDeleteLooking forward to Friday's dinner.
@ Cora, that's what you think!
ReplyDeleteI'm done with this bye!
@ Callista: We'll battle it out at the restaurant during dessert then. Pudding all around. Literally.
ReplyDelete@ Scope: wink, wink, nudge, nudge, say no more! ;-)
I am with Cora, I wish I had Amish Paradise...
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