Okay, during the Olympics, they ran the following commercial quite a few times. The more times I saw it, the more questions I had:
- It's 8:00 and they hadn't even started dinner? And they go with pasta? It's going to take that water a while to boil. Are they eating dinner at 10:00 pm?
- After suggesting coitus interruptus extremus, do you really need to add to the visual by snapping a shaft in half?
- Does the pasta sauce have special "mind bleach" powers? Or did mom & dad spike it with some Benedryl to knock the kid out and convince him that it was all a dream?
- Have you and your partner ever been caught in the act? By your kids? Parents? Roommate? Cops? Do tell.
And, "No", we never have. Knock on wood!