2013-04-29

Shouldn't That Say: "Baby On Board"?

BOB-02

So, The Daughter has started the driving portion of Driver's Ed.  After a couple of trips out driving, with other drivers FREAKING her out, we asked her if she would like us to get some "Student Driver" stickers similar to the red "L" plates they use in England.  She said it would give her peace of mind, so off to the internet we went, and eventually found a nice 3 pack on e-bay.

Now, remember, I grew up in the country.  I was driving things for years before I got to Driver's Ed.  Cars, trucks, tractors, riding lawn mowers, you name it, so when it came to to drive in school, it wasn't THAT big of a deal.  For The Daughter, that's not exactly the case.

And as I noted back HERE, man have the rules changed for getting her license.

BOB-01

We've been trying to find "the road less traveled" for her to practice.  We've found some local business parks that are pretty empty after hours and on weekends.  We've also been to the cemetery a couple of times.

But, eventually, you've got to get them out into the real world of traffic.  So we've done both the neighborhood driving and out on the main streets.  Trying very hard to remain calm while saying things like:

  • "You can move over to the left a little." Translation: "Move over!  You are 3 inches from taking out the driver's windows on those parked cars."
  • "You can start breaking now." Translation: "HIT THE D@MN BREAK!"
  • "You can accelerate a little." Translation: "Stop idling and hit the gas."

So, she'd had maybe 4 of her required 50 hours in when I decided it was time to get her some real driving time.  Over spring break, we were in St. Louis, and heading north to my parent's house for Easter.  So, when we got to my college town, she and I switched seats, slapped on the magnets, and she headed off on the country highway that I've driven many, many times.

But never so nerve-racking.

And I've had a FREAKIN' WHEEL fall off my car on that drive [LINK].

To be honest, she did a pretty good job, but nothing in my life has prepared me for sitting shotgun next to to someone driving 55 mph for the first time.  My butt cheeks were clenched so tight the whole 2.5 hour drive, I probably pooped a diamond the next day!

She's now up over 10 hours.  We're working on her spending too much time at/in intersections and breaking soon enough so she can stop in a gentle, controlled manner vs. having to break hard when she's about to slam into the car stopped in front of her.  And then there's the auto-kinesthetic sense.  (Knowing where the car is in space around her when driving and cornering, etc,.)

We've tried night driving once, and she needs 9 more hours of it before going for her license.  But considering how it went, yeah, we're going to save those until closer to the end.  But, since she can't go for her license until December anyway, we've got time.

But as I keep reminding her when she kicks herself for not being perfect.  "Driving is a skill.  You have to practice a skill to get better at it."

And I'm sure she'll get there.

2013-04-16

The SS YouTube

I learned a cool trick the other day, and thought I would pass it along.

So, the Daughter really loved "Drew Cary's Improv-A-Ganza".  She's got about 20 episodes sitting on the DVR (eating up about half the space).  And recently, the DVR has been acting up, rebooting a few times a day.  So, I figure this thing is nearing the end of its life, and I really don't want the Daughter to lose the shows she loves.

There's no good way to export them from the DVR, and the thought of trying to video the recordings off the TV onto the video camera doesn't seem great when you think it's going to be over 10 hours, and we live on a busy street, and all you need is for one siren to scream by and it's ruined.

So, I found the episodes on YouTube, but then had to figure out how to copy the videos.  And I really didn't want to do some screen capture software.

And then I learned the "SS" trick.

Take this video here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIaTIrlXcCA

Let's say you want to download a copy of when I proposed to Cora so you have a copy of your very own.  Take the URL:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIaTIrlXcCA

and add an "SS" before the word "youtube" so that it looks like:

http://www.ssyoutube.com/watch?v=PIaTIrlXcCA

You will then go to SaveFrom.net where you have your choice of how to download the file.

SSYOUTUBE

I was having some trouble downloading the full 720 versions of the episodes, but then I installed the Chrome plug-in, and it downloaded files like a champ.

Obviously, please respect all copyrights. etc.  But next time you see that cute cat video that you just can't live without, remember the old SS YouTube trick.

2013-04-09

A Mistake You Won't Make Twice

I would STRONGLY recommend that you don't leave these two sitting next to each other on your bathroom counter.

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I haven't completely made the mistake.

Yet.

I have picked up the Cortizone 10 in the morning with the toothbrush in my hand, but I have yet to make the critical mistake.

I would much rather rub the toothpaste into my winter dried skin.

2013-03-25

Egg-asperating!

Easter-EggSo, while having an Easter egg hunt around the house yesterday (we will be out of town on Easter Sunday), an egg was found, hidden behind a picture frame.

Neither Cora or I hid an egg back there…

THIS YEAR.

Yes, that's right, an Easter egg filled with candy has been hiding in the house for  whole year!

Does that speak more to our awesome egg hiding skills or our lack of dusting skills?

We always find a Christmas ornament sometime after we've put all the boxes in storage (this year is was a flashing Rudolph nose that I put on a glass head on my desk), so I think this is really part of that tradition.

What do you think?

Has this ever happened to you?

2013-03-18

What the… WHAT!?!

So, Friday night, I was out on my typical Friday night date with my best gal, Cora, and we were having a grand old time cruising up and down the lanes.

Of the grocery store.

Getting steamy in frozen foods and comparing the unit price on Kleenex.  Because that's who we are.

At the checkout counter, the clerk rang up our purchase of like, $160.00 in groceries and I swiped the credit card I always use, and…

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What?  I've never had my card rejected before.  Swipe again.  Same thing.

So, I pulls out me debit card which I only use as an ATM card, but the groceries and we head home.

Saturday morning, I called the credit card company to see what was what, and they had flagged some suspicious activity on my card.  $800 at BestBuy.com  A couple hundred at Apple.com.  There were some other on-line shopping, too, but then two that really stood up:  Two dating websites, Zoosk and ChristianMingle.

Yes, you read that correctly.  Someone stole a credit card number and used it to sign up for a Christian dating website.  That's like, begging for the lightening bolt, that is.

Since that is the only credit card I have (Cora has her own), I called my bank to let them know that I would be using my debit card a lot more in the next 7-10 days while I wait for my new card in the mail.  Wouldn't want them thinking that all the new activity on that was fraud and shut me off there, too!

I don't know how they got ahold of my card number.  I haven't done any unusual shopping recently.  Now I need to wait for the new cards, and then hurry up and update all the monthly accounts I have hooked up to my card before I'm late on any of those payments.  And I hope it gets here before we head out on vacation…

I hope whoever it was gets crabs from whoever they scam on the dating sites.

2013-03-07

Pillow Talk

Now is when I generate a lot of sympathy for Cora.

So earlier today, we were lying in bed, and she noticed I had a little something on my nose.  Yes, I had a boogie.  So I wiped it off, but then it was on my hand, and I couldn't just rub it off on the sheets, so I found a Kleenex and disposed of if properly.

And then I told her that at least I didn't put the "Boogie In Your Butt".  She had no idea what I was talking about, even when I went Eddie Murphy on her.

And while she confessed to knowing "Fat Bottom Girls" and "Baby's Got Back" she hadn't heard of Bobby Jimmy and the Critters "Big Butt", either.  She must not have been tuning into Dr. Demento in the early 80's.

So, I let the topic drop.

And then decided to share the songs with her via the blog.

Because I'm a punk.

2013-03-05

Ooops, My Bad…

It-Was-Us

Looking over the rules that go with The Daughter's pending driving permit and conditional license, and thinking back 31 years to when I was going thru it, I must confess, we ruined it for everyone.

And I'm okay with that.  Smile

2013-02-28

In The News–Politically Incorrect Day

Okay, I know the whole, "innocent until proven guilty" thing.  But come on, Oscar Pistorius did it.  His story has more holes in it than that bathroom door.  I just don't buy shooting thru the door.

And as a guy who get's up to pee in the middle of the night a couple of nights a week (damn old man bladder), I really hoping that I'm not gonna get blasted by the wife while I'm standing there with my shorts pulled down.

And from what I've heard of South African law, his defense doesn't have a leg to stand on. (Oh, boo yourself.)

I know it's a tragedy that a young life was cut short and, lesser so, that an inspiration and a role model for many has fallen so low.  But I can't keep shaking this one thought:

Every time I hear the names "Oscar Pistorius" & "Reeva Steenkamp" I hear "Chris Brown" & "Rihanna".

Is that wrong?

Well that might not be, but this is:

Shot-Thru-Door

(Stole from Facebook, but I can't seem to find out from who.)

2013-02-24

Springfield In Jeopardy–2012 Movies

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With tonight being the Oscars, SCOPE-TECH has sent Alex Trebek to Springfield to quiz the local residence, JEOPARDY style.

While the Simpsons seemed to be out of town, the other residents in town came to help with the fun.

So, with no further ado, let's get their responses to the following answer:

Jeopardy-Screen

Otto Mann

Otto Otto - Question

The Capital City Goofball

Capital City Goofball Capital City Goofball - Question

Cletus Spuckler

Cletus Cletus - Question

Comic Book Guy

Comic Book Guy Comic Book Guy - Question

Frank Grimes

Frank Grimes Frank Grimes - Question

Mr. Teeny

Mr. Teeny Mr. Teeny - Question

Disco Stu

Disco Stu Disco Stu - Question

Boobarella

Booberella Booberella - Question

Bumble Bee Man

Bumble Bee Man Bumble Bee Man - Question

Cookie Kwan

Cookie Cookie - Question

Professor Frink

Professor Frink Professor Frink - Question

Sideshow Bob

Sideshow Bob Sideshow Bob - Question

Ned Flanders

Ned Ned - Question

Santa's Little Helper

Santas Little Helper Santas Little Helper - Ques

Sea Captain

Sea Captain Sea Captain - Question

Agnes Skinner

Agnes Agnes - Question

Herman J. Larson

Herman Herman - Question

Edna Krabappel

Krabappel Krabappel - Question

Krusty The Clown

Krusty Krusty - Question

Lurleen Lumpkin

Lurleen Lumpkin Lurleen Lumpkin - Question

Moe Szyslak

Moe Moe - Question

Shauna Tifton

 
Shauna Tifton Shauna Tifton - Question

Waylon J. Smithers, Jr.

 
Smithers Smithers - Question

Snake

 
Snake Snake - Question

Jay Sherman

 
Jay Sherman Jay Sherman - Question

Ralph Wiggum

 
Ralph Wiggum Ralph - Question