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Ahoy!  Today be September the 19th in the year o' our Lord 1 Score Aught Nine and it be International Talk Like A Pirate Day, ya scurvy curs.

This treasure be from the curs at Bizarro.Com.

A co-worker (and saucy wench she be) asked me if'n it be appropriate to talk like a pirate in Temple (Rosh Hashanah).  "Yarr," I told her, "if she sees 'Long John Silverman' to tell him I said, 'oy-hoy'."

According to this SITE, some of us have very interesting pirate names:

Real Name	Pirate Name
Eric	Scowlin' Seamus Jones
Eric John	Cap'n Quincy Bloodbeard
Eric Collins	Pirate Bruno the Infected
Eric John Collins	Cap'n Stu Golddigger
Scope	Cap'n William Peckerwood
Scope Collins	Cap'n Bernard Bloodbucket
Cora	Gurglin' Blair Smythe
Cora Denise	Rancid Helga Sparrow
Candy	Pirate Julia the Well-Tanned
Cowguy	Lazy Eye Palgrave
Dr. Zibbs	Reeking Daryl Slasher
Gwen	Pirate Carolyn the Sword Test Dummy
iNDefatigable mjenks	Pirate Joe the Cash-Strapped
Prunella Jones	Jelly Legs Misty
Sass	Scowlin' Ursula Smythe
Sassy Britches	Cap'n Aurora Swiftknife
Soda & Candy	Decayin' Nadine Napier

Now if that thar don't shiver ye timbers and put some pep in ye hornpipe, arrr nuttin' shall.  Sorry I couldn't do ye'all, but figure what ye name be, and scribe it in yon comments.