Yesterday, I had the need to go into Menards. (Like 'Home Depot' but 2/3 the size). As a condo owning CITY GUY, my need for tools and skill / knowledge of their use is somewhat limited. As a GUY, I love when I get the chance to go in there.
I had a nail head in my hardwood floors that had come up, so I needed a nail set to help me drive the sucker back down down. Per usual, I bought one that was better than what I needed. 1 for $3.00 when I could have gotten a set of 3 for $2.00. But it's Stanley, the others were some unknown brand.
And since you can't just buy the thing you went in for, I also bought a small level to help me hang pictures when Cora & Gwen move in, and a pair of kevlar gloves with foam nitrile coated palms for picking up trash outside the condo building. (See LINK for picture.)
I must have been pretty excited, because in the checkout line, I even got a Lil Chub…
Oh, thank you, Jack Link's, for not only messing with Sasquatch, but for naming one of your processed smoked meat products "Lil' Chub".
"Head that had come up."
ReplyDelete"Lil' Chub."
*le sigh*
I love it when you do meaty posts like these.
*fanning myself with my hand*
How many days 'til you get here again????....
I use those Kevlar gloves when I play with myself, because lord knows I don't know where I have been.
ReplyDeleteWow, did I just type that or think it? oops, I typed it - my bad...
ReplyDeleteLOL'ing @ SkyDad's comment.
ReplyDeleteAnd Lil' Chubs sound yummy!