2010-05-11

Winner! Winner! Chicken Dinner!

I finally went and done did it.  I went and I done won Beckeye's Caption Contest Crotch-test #34.

I'm the FireCrotch of the month for May, and I promise to faithfully uphold all duties and responsibilities that go with the title.  Not sure what those would be, mind you, but I will do my best to uphold them regardless.

firecrotch Thanks, Beckeye, and now I have this song stuck in my head…

And I said 'duty'.  ;-)

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6 comments:

  1. Candy's daily DandyMay 11, 2010 at 7:13 AM

    NICE!
    From one former Firecrotch to another, may your crotch always burn with an angry fire.....

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  2. CoraMay 11, 2010 at 7:18 AM

    Yes, your crotch is hot. And this is news?

    ;-)

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  3. mo.stoneskinMay 11, 2010 at 9:19 AM

    I expect the duties of a Firecrotch would probably involve offering your services as a BBQ-lighter, or even as a heater to the poor. Make sure you don't fail to live up to my expectations.

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  4. SkylersDadMay 11, 2010 at 10:02 AM

    Congrats to you sir! Now you get to wear the official jacket like the Masters. Only the FireCrotch jacket is blaze orangish/red, not green.

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  5. BeckEyeMay 11, 2010 at 10:48 AM

    The Firecrotch Jacket is also infested with crabs, just so you know.

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  6. JenJenMay 11, 2010 at 12:15 PM

    YAY for you crotch pain fire crotch...lol So funny to say crotch.

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