Ahoy! Today be September the 19th in the year o' our Lord 1 Score Aught Nine and it be International Talk Like A Pirate Day, ya scurvy curs.
This treasure be from the curs at Bizarro.Com.
A co-worker (and saucy wench she be) asked me if'n it be appropriate to talk like a pirate in Temple (Rosh Hashanah). "Yarr," I told her, "if she sees 'Long John Silverman' to tell him I said, 'oy-hoy'."
According to this SITE, some of us have very interesting pirate names:
| Real Name | Pirate Name |
| Eric | Scowlin' Seamus Jones |
| Eric John | Cap'n Quincy Bloodbeard |
| Eric Collins | Pirate Bruno the Infected |
| Eric John Collins | Cap'n Stu Golddigger |
| Scope | Cap'n William Peckerwood |
| Scope Collins | Cap'n Bernard Bloodbucket |
| Cora | Gurglin' Blair Smythe |
| Cora Denise | Rancid Helga Sparrow |
| Candy | Pirate Julia the Well-Tanned |
| Cowguy | Lazy Eye Palgrave |
| Dr. Zibbs | Reeking Daryl Slasher |
| Gwen | Pirate Carolyn the Sword Test Dummy |
| iNDefatigable mjenks | Pirate Joe the Cash-Strapped |
| Prunella Jones | Jelly Legs Misty |
| Sass | Scowlin' Ursula Smythe |
| Sassy Britches | Cap'n Aurora Swiftknife |
| Soda & Candy | Decayin' Nadine Napier |
Now if that thar don't shiver ye timbers and put some pep in ye hornpipe, arrr nuttin' shall. Sorry I couldn't do ye'all, but figure what ye name be, and scribe it in yon comments.
12 comments:
ARRRR! Ye saucy wench here, she be wantin' to know what ole Pirate Bruno be infected with before she be lettin' him near her booty, me hearty.
I just be sayin'.
;-)
HARRRRR! Ahoy there, Cap'n Scope. I've got some news fer ye. Yer piratey name link thar has re-christened me "Cap'n Nadine Knockboots"
(*snicker*)
Yo ho, indeed, matey!
Yarr! What name ye be using for ye be the lovely Nadine, me fire haired soul-matey?
Me Blackberry wasn't allar'in' me ta post, so I made it walk the plank! Arrrr!
I'm 'Legless Marilyn Smithe'
Close enough! lol!
ARRRRR! I be LOLin' at that fine wench, JJ in LA. HARRRR HARRRR HARRRR!!
Decaying?!
Euw!
"ARG"
~The Buxom Wench
Sorry I didn't comment on the actual day. I was falling on my own scabbard for work.
'tis a clever thing ye be sharin', matey!
"Cirrhosis" Doris Hornigold
AKA Pearl
Sassy B. - By Blackbeard's Blackberry! Send that Pearl to Davy Jones' locker.
JJ - Yo Ho! That be hittin' close t' home, that be. Be it meant "Leggy Lass" and it's brain be all higgildy piggildy.
Soda & Candy - If'n me use 'Soda and Candy' ye be known as 'Cap'n Azriel Knifenose'. Suppose thar be a wee bit better?
~E - And 'YARR' to ye, ya saucy lass.
Gwen - Bein' the scabbard is the sheath that the sword be going in and out of, that be soundin' sexy, except the part about doing that fer ye job.
Pearl - Aye, yer parents be naming ye a fine pirate name at birth, me bonny lass. That ta be stoppin' by.
Oh man...the pirate name generator has access to my bank account.
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