[From Gizmodo]
Terry Allen Lester of Waseca, Minnesota is accused of a "crime of passion". And of wearing a really bad mullet.
It appears that Terry had some bad breakups, and needed to teach at least one of the women a lesson.
So, Terry ALLEGEDLY filled a vibrator with gunpowder and buck shot, and left it as a Christmas present for his ex.
"Ho, ho, ho – You F*$# HO!"
(I was having issues imbedding the video, so in case it doesn't work: LINK)
It appears that Terry committed a few mistakes in his master plan:
- The bomb was poorly designed and wouldn't have worked.
- He bragged of his plot to people.
- He has a mullet.
Gizmodo lists another mistake, "For another thing, no ex-girlfriend in her right mind would accept a sex toy as a Christmas gift." But I think they are wrong. If she'd dated him and allowed him to have "the sex" with her in the first place, odds are she's not to discerning on what she uses to pleasure herself.
I like the part in the video where they interview the liquor store owner as a character witness. Oh, and it appears he had parts for 2 more. He was going out with a bang.
Hope you all have a happy Sunday. Women, you can uncross your legs now.
4 comments:
Hard to believe women don't want to stick around this fine man.
Honestly Scope, I've gotta give the guy points for imagination. I am not, however, surprised that the device would've failed. Perhaps next time he ought to test fire his products (on himself).
If an ex-b/f tried to give me a vibrator (for Christms, no less!) the LAST thing I'd do is use it...especially if there are WIRES coming out of it. lol!
@ Venom: I like your style!
Really? This dude had three bad breakups? THREE?! Three real live actual women once dated him?!?! Astounding.
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