No folks, I'm not talking about about Seasonal Affective Disorder where people get the winter time blues. No, this is about a holiday I used to celibate celebrate:
The holiday can be celebrated on February 13, 14, or 15th. I celebrated it almost everyday, for the better part of 20 year or so, until one day…
But I remember what it was like this time of year. You have feelings like this:
You want to give Cupid a taste of his own medicine.
But be warned, Cupid seems to enjoy his spankings a little too much.
I always suspected Cupid was a little accident prone.
Now this is more like it!
So, this goes out to the single and "single enough" ladies out there. You know that guy who's "just a friend"? Throw the poor guy a bone. (Not like THAT, unless you want to be the BEST FRIEND EVER!) Ask him out to a nice dinner @ Taco Bell, then spot the guy 5 minutes of light "slap & tickle" in the parking lot. You can even pull out a kitchen timer so that he knows he's "on the clock."
As long as told him straight-up what's what, he'll be fine with it. Plus, now you'll have someone you can call when you need someone to help you rearrange your furniture. (No, that's not a euphemism for anything.)
But this probably is…
5 comments:
I only had one friend like that way back when, she was such a good friend... sigh...
My best (male) bud always sent me a card or came over on V-day with a yellow rose (if it was on a weekend) when I was single. No 'friends with benefits' thing, just him being nice. He also set me up on a blind date once...on V-day. That didn't go over so well.
Ugh. I know what you mean. Valentines Day always made being alone so much lonelier. Stupid cupid. Grr.
BUT NOT THIS YEAR! SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Waaaaay cute post!!! Loved it!
yeah, I used to have a few "good friends" before I met My Guy. I had to cut the team after I met him.....
SkylersDad - Ah, the freinds of our youth...
J.J. - He set me up on a blind date once... Once.
Cora - Yeah it's nice to have someone on Valentine's Day. It's even nicer when that someone is you.
Candy - While they had to get cut from the team, I'm certain they cherished their time in the major leagues.
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