Random Bits of Random-ocity

I've been collecting a whole lot of random bits of fluff and goo around on my hard drive, meaning to share them with you.

And that just hasn't happened, until now…

While cruising thru someecards, I found this gem for the chemists out there:

This one, I created for a friend who has been having good days and bad days.

I look at picture of this, wondering who really would want to smell like Elizabeth Taylor's passion for men.  And then she went and died the next day, so I thought I'd not make fun of the recently departed.  Then I forgot about the picture.

 
And then I started to think about who would want to smell like a smell, smoke-filled casino.

And then there's this bike.  I see hipster punks riding these around every once in a while.  They desperately try to avoid stoplights.  (FYI: You'll notice a small step welded by the rear wheel.)

The wife and daughter are heading out of town later this week, leaving me to the bachelor life for 8 whole days.  I imagine you'll be hearing more from me as I rattle around the empty condo, lost.