You've heard of someone being "worth their weight in gold."
You've heard of someone being "worth their salt."
Well, professional golfer Elliot Saltman is worth his weight in…
While golfing in the Madrid Masters, he got a hole in one on the third hole, which earned him his porcine plunder. And Elliot over there weighs in at a healthy 238 pounds, so that's a lot of salty meat candy.
Maybe too much.
How's he gonna fit THAT into his checked luggage, let alone through customs?
I heard this story over the weekend, and couldn't help but laugh.
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