Random Bits of Random-ocity

I've been collecting a whole lot of random bits of fluff and goo around on my hard drive, meaning to share them with you.

And that just hasn't happened, until now…

While cruising thru someecards, I found this gem for the chemists out there:


This one, I created for a friend who has been having good days and bad days.

I look at picture of this, wondering who really would want to smell like Elizabeth Taylor's passion for men.  And then she went and died the next day, so I thought I'd not make fun of the recently departed.  Then I forgot about the picture.

And then I started to think about who would want to smell like a smell, smoke-filled casino.


And then there's this bike.  I see hipster punks riding these around every once in a while.  They desperately try to avoid stoplights.  (FYI: You'll notice a small step welded by the rear wheel.)


The wife and daughter are heading out of town later this week, leaving me to the bachelor life for 8 whole days.  I imagine you'll be hearing more from me as I rattle around the empty condo, lost.


Cora said...

So, you won't be running around the condo like the kid in Home Alone, shouting "I'm free! I'm free!", jumping on the bed, and eating all the ice cream while watching violent movies then?

Well, that's good 'cuz that ice cream is MINE!!!!

Scope said...

I have plans.
Exciting plans.
Like cleaning.
And writing blog posts!
And calling you on the phone!

So. Cal. Gal said...

Caesars Woman is pretty rank. I can just imagine what the men's version smells like. And I'd rather not find out in person, thankyouverymuch!

Anonymous said...

I wonder if I can use that first one to get out of doing work today?

SkylersDad said...

I just dont get the bike at all. But then a lot of people stare at me n my elliptogo, so I dont get to complain.