Hot Topic Indeed

I was on the Tribune website the other day, when I saw the screen below (flame highlightings added for effect) and just had to laugh.

That's gonna leave a mark...

That'll wake you up in the morning, won't it?

For those of you wanting the rest of the story, there's a video over HERE.

Then the other day, I read about 4 women (wife & 3 scorned lovers) super gluing a guys dick to his chest. [LINK]

What's with the women folk going all Hammurabi on their guys recently?


Shana said...

Don't make me angry. You won't like me when I'm angry.

Cora said...

Well, thanks for the ideas there, Scope, my dear. Never would have thought of those on my own.


Soda and Candy said...

Holy. Crap.

SkylersDad said...

My takeaway from this is that I wish I had a dick long enough to be superglued to my chest.

J.J. in L.A. said...

In 1981, I whacked a guy (HARD) in the crotch with a crutch because he pissed me off. A year later, I did it again because he said, "I bet you can't do it again."

Stupid men are fun.

the iNDefatigable mjenks said...

All I can think to say is:

"Utnapishtim? Hell, it damn near killed 'im!"