A – Perform the standard amount of "paperwork".
B – Just fill out the "short form". No sense wasting too much paper, you're headed for the shower now anyway.
C – Pull the " 'Bama Bidet" routine, and just clean up in the shower.
Cora and I were lounging around last weekend, and I asked her that very question.
"THE STANDARD AMOUNT! THE STANDARD AMOUNT!" was her hysterical reply.
Then she paused and asked, "What about you?"
-- Silence --
"You didn't respond right away! You didn't respond right away!"
I just laid there grinning as she continued to squeal and squirm.
And I never did answer the question.