You know, I didn't realize that the last two posts had a bit of a theme. I wrote the one about Rhonda while I was in Seattle visiting Cora, because that story had popped into my head as blog fodder a few times, but I'd never captured it. Then it sat in "draft" for almost two weeks.
Then, about a week ago, I screenshotted the Hot Topic one while at work, and emailed it off to myself. I then promptly forgot it. I remembered it as I was trying to clean out my email.
Weird.
And Cora, NO IDEAS. If the situation ever arises, just buy a gun and shoot me like a rational crazy woman, okay? ;-)
Note 1: A Google image search on "crazy woman" would not be safe for work.
Note 2: Check out THIS BLOG by Jared Davis, for an awesome picture entitled "a woman scorned." I didn't feel right about lifting the image from the artist's blog. But oddly, I had no such issue lifting the picture above from a Texas handgun training site. Maybe because I also saw the photo below on a self defense blog.
2 comments:
Please. I could never shoot you. Or pour boiling water on you. Or superglue your fun bits. Or anything like that. I don't do violent things, Scope.
No.
I get my revenge in much more entertaining (and legal) ways - like years and years of emotional torture. Just look at my ex-husband! THAT is what I can reduce a man to should he cross me! Not pretty, is it? Hell no! Frankly I think there are days that guy WISHES to be shot. Heh heh heh.
Just stay on my good side, Scope, and you'll be fine.
;-)
Talk about not being safe at work, try a Google image search for 'Cora' like I did when I subbed for her.
My eyes! My EYES!
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