Ahoy! Today be September the 19th in the year o' our Lord 1 Score Aught Nine and it be International Talk Like A Pirate Day, ya scurvy curs.
This treasure be from the curs at Bizarro.Com.
A co-worker (and saucy wench she be) asked me if'n it be appropriate to talk like a pirate in Temple (Rosh Hashanah). "Yarr," I told her, "if she sees 'Long John Silverman' to tell him I said, 'oy-hoy'."
According to this SITE, some of us have very interesting pirate names:
Scowlin' Seamus Jones
|Eric John||Cap'n Quincy Bloodbeard|
|Eric Collins||Pirate Bruno the Infected|
|Eric John Collins||Cap'n Stu Golddigger|
|Scope||Cap'n William Peckerwood|
|Scope Collins||Cap'n Bernard Bloodbucket|
|Cora||Gurglin' Blair Smythe|
|Cora Denise||Rancid Helga Sparrow|
|Candy||Pirate Julia the Well-Tanned|
|Cowguy||Lazy Eye Palgrave|
|Dr. Zibbs||Reeking Daryl Slasher|
|Gwen||Pirate Carolyn the Sword Test Dummy|
|iNDefatigable mjenks||Pirate Joe the Cash-Strapped|
|Prunella Jones||Jelly Legs Misty|
|Sass||Scowlin' Ursula Smythe|
|Sassy Britches||Cap'n Aurora Swiftknife|
|Soda & Candy||Decayin' Nadine Napier|
Now if that thar don't shiver ye timbers and put some pep in ye hornpipe, arrr nuttin' shall. Sorry I couldn't do ye'all, but figure what ye name be, and scribe it in yon comments.