This is very old. But I'm tired and I've got nothing to say, so I am dipping into the old Scope-Tech archives for the first time in forever to post this little mathematical proof that women (except my beautiful, smart, sweet, and charming fiancée, of course) are EVIL.
1) Women require the expenditure of money over time.
2) It is a given that "time is money."
- Therefore:
or
3) It is also a given that "money is the root of all EVIL."
- Therefore:
4) Q.E.D. Women are EVIL.
16 comments:
("pouty lip") nuh uh!
Makes perfect sense.
Although women being equal to money squared could well be an understatement.
*snaps fingers in disappointment*
Well, curses. One of you boys finally figured it out!
Dammit.
Now, please excuse me. I need to go poison some apples and do all my other evil bidding before the sun comes up.
MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
This is great. You've mathematically proven what I've known for years.
This is one post I won't argue with.
I was told there would be no math over here???
Well, that's just not true. You didn't carry the 1 and then multiply by 100.
I'm free if you feed me cookies.
Of course, how else do you think we managed to make you think you were in charge of the world?
; )
I'm with Skylersdad...This is bullsh*t with the arithmetic.
God.
UMMMMM....well maybe a little true;)
you weren't suppose to let this one out of the bag!
Awww you are soo wrong! I'm an angel!! :)
What about the really expensive men I know, hmm?
I think the equation works for many men as well....
Is this that "new math" Charlie Brown used to always talk about?
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