2009-11-17

Women Are The Root Of All EVIL

This is very old.  But I'm tired and I've got nothing to say, so I am dipping into the old Scope-Tech archives for the first time in forever to post this little mathematical proof that women (except my beautiful, smart, sweet, and charming fiancée, of course) are EVIL.


1)  Women require the expenditure of money over time.

 Women-WomanWomen-Equal Women-MoneyWomen-MultiplyWomen-Time

2)  It is a given that "time is money."

Women-TimeWomen-EqualWomen-Money

- Therefore:

Women-WomanWomen-EqualWomen-MoneyWomen-MultiplyWomen-Money

or

Women-WomanWomen-EqualWomen-Money-Squared

3)  It is also a given that "money is the root of all EVIL."

Women-MoneyWomen-EqualWomen-Square-Root-Evil

- Therefore:

Women-WomanWomen-EqualWomen-Square-Root-Evil-Squa

4)  Q.E.D. Women are EVIL.

Women-DevilWomen-Equal  Women-Evil

16 comments:

KaLynn said...

("pouty lip") nuh uh!

mo.stoneskin said...

Makes perfect sense.

mo.stoneskin said...

Although women being equal to money squared could well be an understatement.

Cora said...

*snaps fingers in disappointment*

Well, curses. One of you boys finally figured it out!

Dammit.

Now, please excuse me. I need to go poison some apples and do all my other evil bidding before the sun comes up.

MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

wigsf said...

This is great. You've mathematically proven what I've known for years.

Jan @ Struck by Serendipity said...

This is one post I won't argue with.

SkylersDad said...

I was told there would be no math over here???

Nikki said...

Well, that's just not true. You didn't carry the 1 and then multiply by 100.

I'm free if you feed me cookies.

Soda and Candy said...

Of course, how else do you think we managed to make you think you were in charge of the world?

; )

JenJen said...

I'm with Skylersdad...This is bullsh*t with the arithmetic.
God.

Candy's daily Dandy said...

UMMMMM....well maybe a little true;)

Callista said...

you weren't suppose to let this one out of the bag!

Maggie said...

Awww you are soo wrong! I'm an angel!! :)

Morgan the Muse said...

What about the really expensive men I know, hmm?

Marsha said...

I think the equation works for many men as well....

BeckEye said...

Is this that "new math" Charlie Brown used to always talk about?