Hey, sorry I've been mostly gone recently. It's strange. Now-a-days the groom is actually expected to HELP with all the wedding plans. Between that, a fianceé who lives two time zones off, a huge on-going project at work, and the time spent hiding all the porn before she moves in, I haven't had a whole lot of time for composing blog entries. And with that clock over there –> ticking down to under 45 days, that may not change a whole lot for a bit. But please stick around. I have ideas and stories to tell. It will be worth it.
Rest assured, if I'm following you, I am reading, even if I'm not commenting like I used to.
Anyway, I feel like I'm stealing MJenk's "Totally Blowing Shit Up Tuesday". In fact, I even emailed him this video a while ago, but since he's not used it, I claim rights to post it.
Best line: "Is there a possibility that that tree will explode on launch? I think that's a minimal chance."
So, for all of you who think that throwing Christmas trees on a bonfire is fun. This proud American has dared you to up the ante.