2010-05-21

Felony Friday

Hey, sorry I've been mostly gone recently.  It's strange.  Now-a-days the groom is actually expected to HELP with all the wedding plans.  Between that, a fianceé who lives two time zones off, a huge on-going project at work, and the time spent hiding all the porn before she moves in, I haven't had a whole lot of time for composing blog entries.  And with that clock over there –> ticking down to under 45 days, that may not change a whole lot for a bit.  But please stick around.  I have ideas and stories to tell.  It will be worth it.

Rest assured, if I'm following you, I am reading, even if I'm not commenting like I used to.

Anyway, I feel like I'm stealing MJenk's "Totally Blowing Shit Up Tuesday".  In fact, I even emailed him this video a while ago, but since he's not used it, I claim rights to post it.

Best line: "Is there a possibility that that tree will explode on launch?  I think that's a minimal chance."

So, for all of you who think that throwing Christmas trees on a bonfire is fun.  This proud American has dared you to up the ante.

8 comments:

Cora said...

Yay! It's Blowing Feces Up Friday!!!!

Best line: "How does Mom feel about it? Did you ask Mom?" "Are you kidding?!"

*snicker*

Moooooog35 said...

If you have to hide the porn, she may not be 'the one.'

Maybe that's just my criteria.

SkylersDad said...

"What it means to be an American at Christmas time"...

Damn funny!

J.J. said...

(parental discretion advised)...

Whatever you do, don't do this!

Callista said...

totally off the topic... but promise me when Cora moves to Chicago you will make her get a real cell phone and one that includes texting?!?!?! If you don't promise, I will go on strike and send someone else to the wedding in my place in my dress and neither of you will like my choice. Just kidding of course... or am I?!?

J.J. said...

Great idea, Callista!!!

Scope said...

Callista - While this hasn't been discussed directly in a while...

HELL'S YES!

With you & her family 2 time zones away, and her 13.5 year old daughter? We will be tech-ing them up on the communication front. Don't you worry.

I've even registered for a web cam at Best Buy!

Callista said...

thank you