For those of you who think that your old buddy Scope may be a little odd, and that his family shakes their collective heads at some of the things he does, let me introduce you to my cousin Mike.
And his friend, Ginger.
- Yes. That's a real goat's head.
- Yes. It's hanging from a tree outside his house. It has been there since last fall.
- Eventually, once it is defleshed, it will decorate one of his flowerbeds.
- He's married, and has reproduced.
Comparatively, I'm damn near normal.