So, on my flight out to Seattle for the holidays, we sat on the runway for a while, personal electronics off and stowed. What's a guy to do? So, I grabbed the SkyMall catalogue out of the seatback pocket. Always good for a cheap laugh.
But this time, having been a little short on good material to feed Blogworld, I realized that this this was GOLD in my hands when I ran across this ad, and stopped dead.
The "Gravity Defyer" shoe.
is the "Slick Seed of Life"…
IT'S A SPERM!
Why? "Because it's cool!" That's right, ladies and gentlemen. Nothing says "virile manhood" like a healthy little "slick seed of life", for the world to see, right there on the side panel of your shoe.
And you can even get them in dress styles. But those lack the logo on the side, so maybe you'll have to drive a red sports car instead.
Interested in knowing more about this product, check out this LINK.
This is not a paid product endorsement. I have never and will never use this product. Besides, at 6'5", I don't need to "appear taller", Napoleon.