When I fly, I usually take the time to flip thru the Sky Mall catalogue. For those of you unfamiliar with the Sky Mall, it's really a catalogue of catalogues, with all kinds of crap you don't really need, covering the gamut from stainless steel wallets to keep people from reading the RFID chips in your credit cards to a cake mold for making an 8 inch cupcake.
The Remote Controlled Tarantula
Oh, man, a remote controlled tarantula would be AWESOME! To have it dart out from under the TV stand and scurry across the living room, would be EPIC!
But, there are a few kinks in that plan:
- It would be single use, since Cora would smash it into circuits and servos within seconds, and therefore, a waste of $30.
- My step daughter would smash ME into a pile of bloody pulp.
- I would be "stranded all alone in the gas station of love, and I'd have to use the self-service pump" for the foreseeable future. [VIDEO]
And none of these would deter me nearly as much as this thought: