As I get ready to put my SkyMall series to bed, I couldn't resist taking a few shots at some fairly obvious targets.
The Slanket is a cousin of everyone's favorite target, The Snuggie. Now, normally, I wouldn't beat this dead horse, except this offers a "two-fer":
- The guy in the ghillie suit on the leather sofa looks like he'd be more comfortable in a tree stand.
- Slanket Siamese? "Siamese"? Really? Isn't that a little politically incorrect? Shouldn't it be a "Conjoined Comforter" or something like that?
I thought that this guy in the red dragon adult footie pajamas was about as goofy as a "man" could possibly look in them.
Then I went to the website and saw "Hobbes" in the tiger striped PJ's.
Per the ad copy, they are "The do anything, wear anywhere -- Footed Pajamas". While I'm certain that many of The People Of Walmart could use the full body coverage, please people, do not take that literally.
I beg you.