2009-07-10

Harry Potter & The

I was on the phone chatting with Cora the other night (duh) when I mentioned that Daniel Radcliffe, star of the Harry Potter movies,  looked a little "off" in the pictures I saw on the Tribune's website.  I wondered if he was starring in a vampire movie or something.

I have "liberated" the following picture from the Tribune site:

Daniel Radcliffe
(Getty Images photo by
Tim Whitby / July 7, 2009)
 
And I know have an unfortunate thought of him now getting arrested in a porn theatre for playing with his "magic wand."
 
Spermin' Herman I will never think of the spells 'Erecto', 'Engorgio', or 'Aguamenti',' the same way again.
 
EVER!

10 comments:

Cora said...

*snicker*

Connect the dots, la la la.... Well done, Scope!!

(Memo to whoever is dressing Dan Radcliffe: WTF?!) :-)

Can I add Expecto Patronum to the list of suggestive spells?... You know how Harry raises his wand and something white bursts out of its tip?... Mm-hmm. Not to mention the incantation reminds me of a pregnancy and a paternity test!

mo.stoneskin said...

I've always believed he is a vampire.

wigsf said...

Harry Potter's Playhouse!!!

the iNDefatigable mjenks said...

Those are fine. Just worry about the spell "sibi ficio".

Nikki said...

dude is WHITE. He's like albino or something. Wow the PeeWee resemblence is uncanny.

Soda and Candy said...

Hmm, he does have a touch of the flop sweat about him doesn't he.

SkylersDad said...

He should work with Jim Gaffigan on "Pale Force".

Morgan the Muse said...

he does look rather... uh...

Vodka Mom said...

he DOES look a bit creepy there........

Organic Meatbag said...

But Pee-Wee had a cool ass goatee and long hair when he got arrested...Daniel would probably get arrested wearing a sundress and feeding a goat with a baby bottle...