Tuesday I was waiting in line @ Potbelly's (think "Starbuck's" for sandwiches) for lunch and I noticed that the guy running the cash register had done a "MacGyver" on his glasses.
GENIUS! It even bends behind the ear!
I got to the register and had the following conversation:
Scope: So, when did you break your glasses? And I fear the answer.
MacGyver: About 2 months ago. But I'm going to get them fixed.
Scope: (laughing) No you're not.
MacGyver: (sheepishly) You're probably right.