While I'm out roaming* the streets of Seattle with Cora, you're at home, thinking today is just another day.
Today is the day your life changes forever.
"But Scope, I generally like my life, why would you want to change it forever?" you ask, a little nervously.
Because today is the day I introduce you to: HANDERPANTS!
I know. How can your world be so complete yet turned upside down at the same time? It just is, and that's the magic of the HANDERPANTS!
* Man, and I wish I was out Romaning the streets of Seattle. Dressing like a gladiator and speaking like mjenks on a Friday bender? That would be awesome, blossom!
FYI – I got the video from the tech blog Gizmodo. Too soon for the Billy Mays inspired "blue shirt"?