What's Wrong With This Picture?

Please watch the following video:

Alrighty then, what's wrong with that commercial?

  • An attractive girl working the Taco Bell register?
  • An attractive girl calls over equally attractive girl working same shift at Taco Bell?
  • The rapport between the workers and the customers?

Can I take your order... AND YOUR SOUL?Now, this may shock you, but I do hit Taco Bell about once or twice a month.  At the one I go to for lunch, the hag who works the counter looks similar to the picture on the left.  And she trusts the customers so much that she uses that one special marker to test them.

Oh no, not just the $20's like most stores do.

Nope, not just the $10's too.

SHE TESTS THE $5's!?!?!?  Like there is a wave of $5 bill counterfeiters buying 5 layer burritos.  I've seen her think about marking $1's.


wigsf said...

I once went to a Burger King where the woman who served me had three thumbs. You ever been handed food from a person with eleven digits. Boy o boy. Never lost my appetite faster.

Cora said...

If you're eating right now, put down your food before reading this.

Okay? Proceed.

I once went to McDonalds and the girl working the register had been in some sort of terrible accident. Her face looked like raw hamburger meat.

But worse? She had stitches ALL OVER HER FACE. They were everywhere, all these lines of protruding black spikes, holding her face together and she was in misery and, most clearly, did NOT want to be there.

But even worse than THAT? The stitches were OOZING PUS.

I'm not kidding.

I honestly couldn't eat. I had to leave so I wouldn't vomit.

What idiot would put HER out there where the public had to be face-to-face with her when FOOD is involved????

I wasn't the only customer who lost my appetite that day. As I was leaving I passed by several other people who were talking about her too.


mo.stoneskin said...

I have never been to a Taco Bell. We don't (as far as I know) get them over here. But one day I will, and I'll buy a Taco with 5 $1 bills.

Scope said...

Maybe she'd had it added, for cosmetic purposes. Like that will be the new big thing and tattoos will fade off?

Scope said...

Ooops, sorry, was talking to wigsf.

Cora - But it would be discriminatory not to, right? And would you want her in the back, oozing her "special sauce" on your Big Mac?

Mo - You aren't missing much. But I would think that the KFC's that I've seen over there would do a "two-fer" restaurant like they do here. Both are owned by the same parent, along with Pizza Hut, and we get them combo'd up all the time.

And they might not like $1 bills in your home town as currency. Just saying.

Shana said...

You are funny guy.

I was in WalMart the other day and they tested my five dollar bill. Bloody hell.

Haven't been to a Taco Bell in a long time. I remember when I was pregnant and watching that Nun movie with Whoopy Goldberg and just having eaten Taco Bell and then I was throwing up threw the movie about every half hour. (I would put it on pause) Doesn't taste that good coming back up, believe me.

Anyway, Your Lake comment was funny!!!

Jan @ Struck by Serendipity said...

Can you imagine the excitment she must feel when she busts a counterfieter?! That would be so exciting. I would want to mark every bill and keep my shift exciting, too.

Jan @ Struck by Serendipity said...

Is this Taco Bell in the ghetto?

Sassy Britches said...

This might be TMI, but the only reason one needs to frequent Taco Bell is for a colon cleanse. But if the workers at the one in my town looked like the picture of the lady at yours, I wouldn't even have to order anything to crap my pants.

No offense to her, of course. :)

Scope said...

Shana - I think it was the movie, not the pregnancy or food that made you ill.

Jan - Ghetto? It's in the State of Illinois building where it shares a food court with the DMV, so you decide.

Sassy Britches - I use Popeye Chicken for my race with the devil. But I am meeting some people at the food court for lunch today, so maybe I can snap a picture of her.

the iNDefatigable mjenks said...

I'm sure that if you go into most fast food chains and ask to speak with a specific young, attractive employee, they call security on you.

Marking all the bills would be something I would do back in my bookstore working days, just to piss off the clientele.

SkylersDad said...

All the Taco Bells around here hire ex Hooters waitresses when they get tired of the big tips there...

Yeaaaaah, I am sure every Taco Bell has cute girls working there except the ones I go to.

BeckEye said...

OK, I haven't been to a Taco Bell in a while so I can't comment on the looks of the counter girls. But I need to say that I EFFING HATE THIS COMMERCIAL. Every time I see it, it just makes me want to kick in the TV. That guy is so damn creepy and annoying.

Joshua said...

Those two chicks make me want to eat meat again.

And Cora's story reminded me of reality.

Thanks. Excuse me while I vomit.

Leah Rubin said...

Yes, the workers in the ads look exactly as much like the actual employees and the photos of their food look like the food they serve you.

NOW do you get it?

They're devilish!

Vodka Mom said...

oh sweet JESUS that made me LAUGH OUT LOUD.

Yeah, those hags work over here, as well.

J.J. in L.A. said...

She made be haggish but she does speak English, right?

I don't mind someone who can speak a 2nd language (or a 1st in their country) but learn to pronunciate before dealing with the public, okay? I can barely understand the workers at our local Taco Bell. Even the local "real" mexican takeout place has better English speakers.

And I bet your hag let some bogus cash go through in the past, and got a tongue-lashing for it.

J.J. in L.A. said...

Oops! That's 'may be haggish'. Sheesh, I need to wake up.

Scope said...

Sorry, Mr. Solar Panel Guy - I like to run a SPAM free blog, so the BAN HAMMER had to be used on your comment.

Candy's daily Dandy said...

That's the creepiest commercial..
and the second chick looks zactly like Charlotte from Sex and the City.

Lisa said...


yeah, cuz if one were smart enough to create a counterfeit bill that you could pass as real, it'd definitely a whole bunch of small ones instead of a few larger denoms.