Come on Liechtenstein & Luxembourg! You guys are dead last in the "European Countries That Start With 'L' Visiting Scope-Tech" race. I've gotten 8 hits from Latvia and 6 from Lithuania!
We all know your mottos:
- Liechtenstein: For God, Prince and Fatherland
- Luxembourg: We want to remain what we are
Those are two proud mottos to live by. Though, seriously, Luxie (Can I call you "Luxie"?), you are dangerously close to Popeye's "I yam what I yam."
Since this is my second "naval gazing" post in a week, I thought I would look to see how people were finding me. I cherry picked a few of the 100 or so Google searches that have brought people to my blog in the last month. They are ranked in order most to least common.
BOLD BLUE TEXT = Search / ITALIC TEXT = My Comment
sexy statues – Variations of this were very common. I only did one post about Marc Sijan around a year ago, and this remains my #1.
love letters by cora scope – This made me smile.
mammaries, italian food and my little pony – There were about 4 variations of this. But one of these things is not like the others.
women are the root of all evil – Ah, I loved THIS post.
elephant sit n spin – Man, I don't want to see this. I'm thinking it's a porn term.
i'm gonna hang my balls on the christmas tree – How you gonna do THAT?!? And is it gonna hurt?
massive mammaries blogspot – Looking for my B( . )( . )Bs post?
needle in my testicles pictures – Oh, so that's how you are going to hang them on the Christmas tree.
nice ass – Thanks!
peeing santa yard decoration – My mom would be so proud of THIS.
scope keeps shooting to the left – You saying I'm not hung right?
scope-tech the proposal – People looking for THIS VIDEO?
sexy cora sandwich – No! While she has great buns, there will be no Cora sandwich.
she s 16 years old as an alien thats ,my daghter brian shes an alien if she s sneak out i put camara over everywere you have to protect that one on laptop thats urs now that one over there loves me wow - Seriously? I have no idea what this means or how this would get you to my blog, but "wow" is the word.
show my balls – No thanks.
sweet action on my balls – No comment.