I would like to express my gratitude to JJ of The World According to JJ in LA, who has nominated me for the Creative Writer Blogger Award. Along with the award comes some rules:
| Express gratitude to the blogger who bestowed the award unto you. | ☺ |
| Display the picture on your blog proudly. | ☺ |
| Be nice and provide a link to the person who gave it to you. | ☺ |
| Tell up to 6 outrageous lies about yourself, and at least 1 outrageous truth, or switch it around and tell 6 outrageous truths and 1 outrageous lie. | ☺ |
| Nominate 7 creative writers who might be into doing this. | ☺ |
| Post links to the seven blogs you nominate and let the owners of those blogs know. | ☺ |
Based on the wording, "Tell up to 6 outrageous lies about yourself, and at least 1 outrageous truth", I can use any combination of truths and lies about myself below, as long as I use one of each.
- I love finding the loop hole in someone else's rules, and using that to play the game my way.
- I am not allowed into "Naked Furniture" anymore. I showed them how I could stain a pair of drawers in no time, and they asked me not to ever come back.
- I prefer mustard over ketchup on my freedom fries. I normally prefer salt & pepper to mustard.
- Whenever I see 12:34 on a clock, I smile. But 11:11 doesn't have the same effect.
- I once solved a Rubic's Cube while riding a bike, no handed.
- Last month, on a crowded "L" train, a firm and perky 23 year old placed the nipple of her firm C cup in my navel, and kept brushing up against me for 3 stops. As she excited the train, I asked, "So, am I supposed to tip you?"
- I have absolutely no desire to have an iPad. "Hey Apple? Ever heard of 'PRINTING'? You got an app for that? No? So, I'm supposed to lay it down on the photocopier? Seriously? And you think it's futuristic if it can't even PRINT?!?"
As to who to tag, well, JJ took a couple that I would have done, so let's dive into the followers list:
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| Oh, and just so you know the distribution of truth to lies, or lies to truth, it's: 1.5 – 5.5 |
Fancy Schmancy @ 
~E @ 
Lisa @ 
10 comments:
The 23 year old did WHAT to the train?! The slut! LOL!
Thank you, sir.
I shall display it proudly on my Awards page.
Regarding the lies...
I did a twist on this a while ago.
I'm really lazy. That's why I just put the link there.
That's the truth.
Ms. Cora - I think Freud was typing there.
Well done sir, I pale in comparison to your fancy boxes and charts and dohickeys...
Wow, this one's a toughy (that's what she said last night) but I'm gonna go with #6 being the lie. If it was true, you would've blogged about it by now. I think.
Btw, LOVE #1! You and my man have a LOT in common. lol!
Sky Dad - Windows Live Writer for the editor. It has a "make table" function that is about like Word's. Super easy. I highly recommend it for composing blog entries.
JJ - Actually, it's only 50% true. Chesty La Amore did rub up against me for 3 stops, but we parted without a word. And since she took my wallet, I figured she'd call if she needed my services again. ;-)
Why, thank you! I'm not really that creative though...all the idiot celebs kind of write the jokes for me. :)
I'm betting that number 6 is a lie...
aint no way a man who's getting married in 35 days, 14 hours, 43 minutes and 14 seconds would ever adnit that in public.
no way.
Well, if she calls, don't forget to blog about it this time.
I won't tell you-know-who. ; )
they all seem true to me
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