I finally went and done did it. I went and I done won Beckeye's Caption Contest Crotch-test #34.
I'm the FireCrotch of the month for May, and I promise to faithfully uphold all duties and responsibilities that go with the title. Not sure what those would be, mind you, but I will do my best to uphold them regardless.
Thanks, Beckeye, and now I have this song stuck in my head…
And I said 'duty'. ;-)
6 comments:
NICE!
From one former Firecrotch to another, may your crotch always burn with an angry fire.....
Yes, your crotch is hot. And this is news?
;-)
I expect the duties of a Firecrotch would probably involve offering your services as a BBQ-lighter, or even as a heater to the poor. Make sure you don't fail to live up to my expectations.
Congrats to you sir! Now you get to wear the official jacket like the Masters. Only the FireCrotch jacket is blaze orangish/red, not green.
The Firecrotch Jacket is also infested with crabs, just so you know.
YAY for you crotch pain fire crotch...lol So funny to say crotch.
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