As I sit on my couch, watching TV, this is what is watching back.
Yeah, there's a life sized house elf hanging out next to the TV.
And ever since he has arrived, there have been more mysterious noises at night than normal.
Time to call an exterminator. Those roaches are getting big.
I don't think I could handle that, staring at me.... eeeeeeee!
And one night he even opened up the front door, remember? Most creepy indeed.
I don't think I can imagine anything creepier than that thing.
No, I'm serious. That thing has to go. Get rid of it before it gets rid of you.
Very creepy, like something out of an old Twilight Zone show!
Uhh, I hate to tell you guys, but Halloween isn't here yet. ; )Personally, I'd put that thing next to the fridge so I stop snacking. I'd lose TONS of weight because I'd be afraid to approach it in case it likes to bite.
Even the pink Micky hat doesn't lessen the creepiness factor.
I'm beginning to fear he tries on my underwear while I'm out of the house too. *shudder*
And just to be clear, people, "he tries on my underwear" means "Dobby tries on my underwear".I think.
I wondered where my house elf had gone.
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Why is it hanging in your living room?Or for that matter why do you have it at all?
I'm wondering about Crazy Trixie. holy crap
OK dude, that would totally freak me out on so many levels. Put a bag over his head or something. Really, I'm getting the heebee-geebees just looking at it.
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