Welcome to Jeopardy, America's favorite quiz show! I'm your host, Alex Trebek, and this week, we are in beautiful Springfield, and we are changing the format around a little. Every day, we'll pick 9 residents of Springfield to give their responses to the same Answer, and then on Friday, after all 45 of them have had their chance, we will declare a winner.
This show has been pre-recorded, so unlike normal, audience participation are encouraged.
[Editor's note: That means I already have all 45 jokes scripted, so comment away. Plus, I really needed to fill this space next to this picture.]
This week's Final Jeopardy answer is:
Alex - "What is 'I Am Legend'?" Someone's mother must have potty trained him well. Next we have Cletus Del Roy Spuckler, a.k.a. "Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel"
Alex - "What is 'Black Snake Moan'?" Cletus, I really don't want to know. Next we one of Springfield's youngest residents, little Maggie Simpson.
Alex – "What is 'I Know Who Killed Me'?" Yes, this Lindsay Lohan vehicle where she tried to recapture her 'Parent Trap' lightning by playing another double role certain did double suck, that's for sure. Now on to everyone's favorite happening dude, Disco Stu.
Alex – "What is 'Gone Baby Gone'?" Disco Stu knows his disco stool, that's for sure. Which brings us to Troy McClure. You may remember him from such videos as 'Pee Wee Playhouse #137 – The Revenge of Captain Carl' and the plumber with the Ph.D. from Weird Al's 'I Lost On Jeopardy'.
Alex – "What is 'Into The Wild'?" While our next contestant isn't a Springfieldian, Shary Bobbins is everybody's second most favorite nanny.
Alex – "What is 'Pride'?" Next up is one of Springfield's favorite legitimate businessmen, Marion Anthony "Fat Tony" D'Amico.
Alex – "What is 'I Want Someone To Eat Cheese With'?" Mr. D'Amico, I would be honored to pull mozzarella with you any time. Next up, if he's not "God's right hand man" in this town, he's at least "The cuticle on God's right pinky", Reverend Timothy Lovejoy, Jr.
Alex – "What is 'Atonement'?" And that brings us to the last of today's players, Dr. William "Groundskeeper Willie" MacDougal.
Alex – "What is 'The Flying Scotsman'?" Oh course. Obvious choice, in retrospect.
Tune in tomorrow as Jeopardy takes on more of the fine citizens of Springfield, including the Bouvier sisters. See you next time.