Welcome back to our penultimate round of Jeopardy in the beautiful town of Springfield. I'm your host, Alex Trebek.
In case you haven't been with us all week (for SHAME), just a quick reminder of how this goes. And once again, I'm stalling for time, trying to fill in this big blank spot next to my GINORMOUS HEAD!
All the participants in today's episode will all have the give their response to the same Final Jeopardy Question:
"This is both a 2007 movie and a description of my next bowel movement."
Alex – Let's start with Springfield's favorite neighbor, Ned Flanders:
Alex – "What is 'The Ultimate Gift'?" Some might say "love". And speaking of "love", here's your departed wife, Maude:
Alex – "What is 'Evan Almighty'?" Is that your response, or a hint about the after life? And she's gone. Maybe our next visitor will be able to shed some light on this, Murphy Kenneth "Bleeding Gums" Hibbert.
Alex – "What is 'Death At A Funeral'?" Burial in the deep BLUES sea? And when the jazz man plays, can Little Lisa be far behind?
Alex – "What is 'In The Shadow of the Moon'?" That's very true Lisa, very true. Next, we have Bumblebee Man.
Alex – "What is 'Red Road'?" I thought we were done with the "bloody stool" jokes. *sigh* Next up is Hans Moleman:
Alex – "What is '28 Weeks Later'?" Man, I would hate to be waiting behind you for the bathroom. Next, let's all say a big "Hello" to Dr. Nick Riviera.
Crowd – Hello Dr. Nick!
Alex – "What is 'Lucky You'?" Is that what you say to your surviving patients? Speaking of Springfield's doctor's, Julius Hibbert:
Alex – "What is 'The Savages'?" Doc, I'm telling you, if I have a case of something called, "the savages", please put me out of my misery. That's for Doctor Hibbert, not you Snake.
Alex – "What is 'The Condemned'?" It must be what comes after your last meal. Next up is Springfield's resident speed freak, Otto Mann.
Alex – "Is it 'Rush Hour 3'?" Man, Otto-Mann, I hear yah. Eat at Popeye's Chicken, and it is a race with the DEVIL to get home, hoping you don't run into any dead ends. And speaking of "dead end jobs", please welcome Jeremy Freedman, the squeaky voiced teen.
Alex – "What is 'Maxed Out'?" Speaking of 'Maxed Out', everyone welcome your favorite star of the screen, star of the 'McBain' movies, Rainier Wolfcastle:
Alex – "What is 'Balls of Fury'?" Might want to cut back on the fiber, Wolfie. And to round out today's show, we have Springfield's resident pop-culture critic. His momma named him 'Jeffrey Albertson', but you all know his as Comic Book Guy.
Alex – "'Spider-Man 3' I presume?"
Comic Book Guy – A bigger load of crap you will NOT find. EVER.
Alex – Well, thank you, Jeff. And all of you, please tune in tomorrow, as week conclude 'Springfield in Jeopardy' week.