But first, for those of you who have seen "HOP" (and if you haven't skip this section), I have a question: If E.B. poops jelly beans, then at the end of the movie, when James Marsden's "Fred" character gets magical Easter Bunny powers, does he then poop jelly beans, too? Or like those peanut butter filled chocolate eggs? How can they leave such a glaring plot hole unexplained.
As it has been all week, today's Final Jeopardy Answer is: "This is both a 2007 movie, and a description of my next bowel movement."
Alex – Leading off the finale, we have one of Springfield's oldest citizens, Abraham Simpson.
Grandpa Simpson – Hey, you're not Matlock. I was old Matlock would be here.
Alex – "What is 'No Country For Old Men'?" And now, for someone older than Grandpa Simpson, C. Montgomery Burns.
Alex – "What is 'Are We Done Yet'?" Excellent. And "Yes", creepy old man, we're done. But where Mr. Burns goes, you can bet Waylon Smithers will be at his rear.
Alex – "What is 'August Rush'?" The way you say that sounds almost enrapturing. And speaking of "enrapturing", our next entrant is Edna Krabappel:
Alex – "How about 'The Reaping'?" Is that an offer, Edna? (Here's my motel key. Swing by later), and next up is Principal
Armin Tamzarian Seymour Skinner
Alex – "What is 'Primeval'?" Thank you, Seymour. ANd let us never speak of it again. Our next
imperial overlords contestants are Kang & Kodos, from Rigel 7.
Alex – "What is 'Meeting Resistance'?" I hate it when the torpedo fails to leave the tube. And while dealing with inhuman creatures, next we have the Capital City Goofball.
Alex – "What is 'Finishing the Game'?" And the game isn't over until you "sign the score card", eh Goofball?
Goofball – That's gold, not baseball, you Canuck.
Alex – What ever, I least I don't have to wear an adult diaper to do my job. Usually. And speaking of "Adult" next up is the song bird who tried to steal Homer's heart,
Alex – "What is 'Lust Caution'?" That does seem a bit like a me. Next up, is everyone's favorite bartender, Moe Szyslak:
Alex – "What is 'King Corn'?" Oh Moe, that's just gnasty. And last but not least, Homer J. Simpson.
Alex – "What is 'I Now Pronounce You Chuck And Larry'?" Homer, I don't think you understood the question.
Well, now that all the entrants are in, it is time to declare the winner:
Alex – "Is it 'Skid Marks'?" Yes, it was. Listen people, when the Olmec god of war visits you. There will be skid marks. And with that, I'm out of this 'burg. Have a good weekend.
[Editor's Note: I will be getting back to writing about real life, soon. Promise. Heading out of town for a week to Seattle with the family. Monday is the 2 year anniversary of the day I met Cora. Yipeee!]