2012-04-30

In The News – Kung Fu Grip

Ball Squeeze 2In my efforts to keep you up to date on the important news off the world, I bring you this.

Gentlemen, please cross you legs now:

A dude in China just died because a woman squeezed his balls until he collapsed and DIED!

DIED!

FROM THE PAIN OF GETTING
HIS BALLS CRUSHED!

DEAD!

The story is that a shop keeper in Hainan province, China didn't want this woman to park her scooter in front of his store.  A scuffle ensued.  Things escalated.  She called her husband and brother to help.  During the fracas, the woman grabbed the shop keeper's testicles, and squeezed them until he collapsed and died.

They where unable to revive him at the hospital.  Moth-to-ball resuscitation must not have worked.

I imagine the whole scene looked nothing like this:

Ball-Squeeze 
If you want to read the full story, with actual "scene of the crime" photos (but no pictures of the crushed balls) follow this link:  Full Story With Pictures

If you are wondering, "Can a man really die from that?" follow this LINK where a docotr suggests it could trigger a heart attack.

So, ladies, next time your man takes one in the dangly bits, show some compassion.  The injury could be fatale.

8 comments:

Cora said...

Bet all the local shopkeepers wear cups to work now.

Joshua said...

I...uh...

Sorry, I had something to say, but...

I was distracted by a...thing.

Padded Cell Princess said...

Yikes! There's one not to share with the husband...unless I want to see him cringe ;)

SkylersDad said...

Well thanks a whole hell of a lot Scope. The boys have involuntarily retracted up into my body cavity and are showing no signs of returning!

Scope said...

Cora - Just cups? That may be drafty! ;-P

Joshua - I had to add a distraction to the story, or else...

P.C. Princess - Let him know so that he can warn all the kilt wearin' guys about this danger!

SkyDad - Just stare at the oranges.

So. Cal. Gal said...

I could do that. A perk of walking on crutches for nearly 20 years and pushing the chair for just as long.

Care to arm-wrestle? ; )

Candy's daily Dandy said...

Ummm, now my dangly bits hurt...if I had dangly bits.

How is that possible?

Scope said...

So. Cal. - And it would be over a HANDICAPPED parking spot, I imagine. Just remember, crushing a guy's stones isn't all fun and games.

Candy - I've barely recovered myself.