In The News – Kung Fu Grip

In my efforts to keep you up to date on the important news off the world, I bring you this.

Gentlemen, please cross you legs now:

A dude in China just died because a woman squeezed his balls until he collapsed and DIED!

DIED!

FROM THE PAIN OF GETTING
HIS BALLS CRUSHED!

DEAD!

The story is that a shop keeper in Hainan province, China didn't want this woman to park her scooter in front of his store.  A scuffle ensued.  Things escalated.  She called her husband and brother to help.  During the fracas, the woman grabbed the shop keeper's testicles, and squeezed them until he collapsed and died.

They where unable to revive him at the hospital.  Moth-to-ball resuscitation must not have worked.

I imagine the whole scene looked nothing like this:

 
If you want to read the full story, with actual "scene of the crime" photos (but no pictures of the crushed balls) follow this link:  Full Story With Pictures

If you are wondering, "Can a man really die from that?" follow this LINK where a docotr suggests it could trigger a heart attack.

So, ladies, next time your man takes one in the dangly bits, show some compassion.  The injury could be fatale.