I Think Oil Have Some More!


There's an old saying in our industry, "No use crying over spilled oil." So when one of our tankers happened to have a little accident a while back, we didn't waste time criticizing and pointing fingers! We put on our waders and went fishing – determined to turn this "problem" into and opportunity for you, the American consumer! May we introduce, "NUMBER ONE" ALASKAN SALMON!

It's incredibly cheap, it's probably as nourishing as anything else you're eating these days, it's no worse than that mercury-laced tuna a few years back, and oh, that taste!

I was going thru a folder last night, and I ran across this gem from around 20 years back. It's from a play bill of some kind, maybe Penn & Teller. Honestly, I have no idea. It hung in my cube at my first job for YEARS. It's one of those things that you forget about for years, but the instant you see it, it make you smile.


Cora said...

UGH!! That's like the anti-diet poster. Fish for lunch? Hell no! Give me a burger!

Jan @ Struck by Serendipity said...

Very clever!

MJenks said...

No word on the fat content?

SkylersDad said...

I used to have a bunch of stuff like that also Scope. Back before the days of the Internet and everyone could make something out of photoshop.

Scope said...

Cora - Does it help to think that that sandwich is Wonder Bread, salmon, and chocolate sauce? No, probably doesn't, you're right.

Jan - I just wish I had thought of it instead of simply thought to save it.

MJenks - No, but it does a an octane value of 3.

SkyDad - I remember fax machines, too.