It Came From The Aisles – Out & About

This week, I've been talking about being out grocery shopping with my fabulous and lovely wife, Cora.  But, not all the great finds are in the grocery store.  And they can be both free and priceless.

"Korean Live B.B.Q."?!?  Are they barbecuing live Korean's?  That's a very specific form of cannibalism that they are targeting there. I can't see that the market will be able to support that thing for long.

The colorblind play full price, I guess.

No.  I don't want any part of that.  No.

Look, it's "Rumspringa Barbie" and her English slut friends.

"Low Radiation"  That's a HELL of a selling point to put right in your face.  "Low Radiation – Cooking you slower, like the 'defrost' setting on your microwave."


"The Stripper And Other Fun Songs For The Family" – What the hell kind of family do they live in?  I did look up the album (sorry for the glare) and yes, the song is the one you're thinking of (video link).  I didn't know anything about David Rose, so I looked him up.  The dude was married to Martha Raye, but divorced her for Judy Garland.


Cora said...

That David Rose album KILLS me. Strippers and songs for the family. Okaaaaayyyyyyyyy.

BeckEye said...

I hope BBD's "Do Me" is on that album!

SkylersDad said...

How can I get me one of those sweet low radiation monitors? All of mine have a pound or two of Uranium in them.

Ellie Mae said...

Hahaha, these are great. I love the library/bookstore "blue" dot one!

Family values have changed...I am pretty sure we did not have that album when I was growing up!

Padded Cell Princess said...

Grab yourself some cannibalistic Asian BBQ, buy some of the slutty Barbies, put your stripper record on and get ready for a wild night!

Dr Zibbs said...

BBQing cats I bet.