Oh, everyone knows about the first time.
It's something you look SO forward to.
Oh, and it feels SOOOO good when you finally have it.
That first pee of the morning.
"First Pee" is so celebrated, it's even immortalized in film.
But what about the equally important, but much less celebrate "Second Pee" of the day? After the first pee has vacated the premises, the kidneys kick in and start thinning out the blood again and filling the tank back up.
After you've been up an hour; "Ding!", round #2.
I don't leave the house without "second pee". Even if I think that the 2:00 am trip should count as "first pee" since it seemed to last 5 minutes. I doesn't. And leaving in the morning without a good second pee makes the morning commute WAY TOO STRESSFUL!
Now, since I've already freaked you all out enough by talking about "urine", one more thing about #1:
What the heck kind of tuna does Subway use? I mean, a good foot-long tuna sub for lunch on Friday for Lent, and my pee smells like tuna 'til Saturday noon. No other tuna seems to do that to me. Just Subway's. Man, I remember the first time that happened. I almost went to the hospital freaked out bout the pungent smell of fish streaming down into the bowl that morning. Like I was rotting inside.