2009-06-11

Anyone For Candy Corn?

Me so CORNY! Just add white stocking and shoes and BLAM-O, you're a walking piece of candy corn, perfectly decked out for Halloween.  I'm not sure WHY you'd want to dress like a big candy corn, but that's not my business.  Like the time I mistook the poncho look for homeless chic; there are aspects of "fashion" that have me befuddled.

And I figure that since this dress is going to haunt me until they change the window (it's right by my office), I'd haunt the picture.  At least I'm not like THIS GUY on eBay.

13 comments:

mo.stoneskin said...

I've always wanted to look like a big candy corn, I've suspected that it the answer.

Cora said...

Lord! You're right. Repulsive dress!! No, I don't get it at all! I would absolutely feel like a candy corn in that monstrosity!! What month is this, October?

As for the eBay Reflectoporn, hee hee hee. People are bizarre, huh? And I swear I never joined that club while selling on eBay! Although, maybe if I had I would have had better sales....

Srg said...

That dress is hideous, but at first I was like, look! They printed Scope's image over the skirt!

But wait, it looks like he's holding a camera...uh, yeah nevermind!

wigsf said...

Speaking of humans dressed as sweet treats, anybody catch a glimpse of the new Caramilk bar. People dressed as either chocolate or caramel, performing an interpretive dance to demonstrate how the caramel gets in the Caramilk bar. It's just so very wrong for so many reasons.

Sass said...

I'd like a dress with your picture on it.

I'm just sayin'.

Char said...

well, it could be worn..on October 31st with just a little straw sticking out from the bra. Couldn't it?

Soda and Candy said...

That dress is hideous.

Fashion is so crazy lately.

Fancy Schmancy said...

Very few people understand fashion, Scope, you're not alone. Also, thank you for having clothes on while you took the picture.

J.J. in L.A. said...

Cute dress, hideous colors. Love the 'reflection' covering her naughty bits although she must be cold, with those high beams.

Wine and Words said...

Never underestimate the bad taste of your customers. Someone is going to buy that dress, which will turn out to be a mistake, realized only after the receipt has been misplaced. The dress will then be placed on the curb with other hideous or size challenged clothing of days gone by, where a economically challenged person will buy it straight off the curb, or wait until it graces the window at the local thrift store. We can only hope it is an outfit worn out of country and packed in a suitcase that never finds it's way home. Let it be written, let it be done!

Lisa-tastrophies said...

That dress and Tea Kettle Man are now burned into my retinas.

Lisa said...

so that's how you get your stuff sold for a decent price on ebay?!

wow... who knew?

they don't tell you that on the infomercials.

candy corn dress so not cool.

Candy's daily Dandy said...

Reflectoporn!

I learned something new today!
Is there no end to the sickness of people's dirty minds.