Just add white stocking and shoes and BLAM-O, you're a walking piece of candy corn, perfectly decked out for Halloween. I'm not sure WHY you'd want to dress like a big candy corn, but that's not my business. Like the time I mistook the poncho look for homeless chic; there are aspects of "fashion" that have me befuddled.
And I figure that since this dress is going to haunt me until they change the window (it's right by my office), I'd haunt the picture. At least I'm not like THIS GUY on eBay.