2009-06-25

You Cover Shipping. I'll Cover Handling! – NSFW

TECH THORSDAY!

Yesterday I was reading my little tech-blog Gizmodo, when I ran across an earth shattering, game changing scientific breakthrough that I knew I had to tell me readers about.

Especially the ones with really large B(.)(.)Bs.

I know you all remember Gwen's hug me pillow to help women sleep.

And I found a couple of B(.)(.)B pillows and reported them HERE.

But somehow, I think a device that gives the phrase 'the boob tube' all kinds of new meaning trumps them all.

Yup.  That is just a big pile of AWESOME right there.  Okay, TWO piles of awesome in her case.  And Kush Support has a website, so you know it's legitimate.

If any of you ladies out there have tried this or similar products, feel free to pass along any testimonials, especially if that includes pictures or videos.  Not for my viewing pleasure, of course.  But in the name of SCIENCE, woman.  And if you are not in the target demographic for this product, you can still take pictures of things betweens your boobs and send them along.  Unlike those snobs at Kush Support, Scope-Tech does not discriminate where B(.)(.)Bs are concerned.

And see ladies, when your boyfriends, husbands, bum you picked up from the alley and took home, etc. asked you to do THAT ONE THING, they were really thinking about your health and well being.

15 comments:

God said...

Great.

Just one more thing I have to sneak into women's homes for to steal and sniff.

Cora said...

I CAN NOT BELIEVE WE BOTH SCHEDULED BOOBIE POSTS ON THE SAME DAY!

Weird.

Of course, I can't get the video to play, Scope. *sniffle* I'll reboot and try it again.... but something tells me I'm going to wish afterwards that I didn't.

Cora said...

HAHAHA!!

Okay, I can't believe I'm saying this but thank you for that. Now I have one more reason to be freaking glad I don't have huge knockers! The big girls need things wedged between 'em for proper sleep?! REALLY?! Pffft!

My cupcake-sized boobs** could NEVER hold the Kush. The Kush is twice the size they are! I might be able to manage a Matchbox car or Twinkie or something though. If I feel silly enough to give it a try, I'll let you know.... for scientific research purposes only, of course.

[**Although admittedly on second thought, when I was breastfeeding my baby my boobs were MASSIVE. They were like bowling balls! It was utterly ridiculous.... and yet sometimes I catch myself wishing I'd never stopped breastfeeding her just so I'd still have a chest... but since she's 12 and all.... never mind. Anyway, back in my Dairy Cow Days of Breastfeeding, the Kush actually might have come in handy. Maybe. Just a little bit.]

Cowguy said...

It's official Scope. You freakin' rule.

lol

SkylersDad said...

Just a quick note to all the female readers out there thinking about this purchase:

I hire out, and have soft hands.

the iNDefatigable mjenks said...

Huh.

Who knew that my face was a kush support.

Sass said...

I can honestly say I've never needed anything shoved between my breasts for support.

Well, I mean...I can sort of honestly say it.

I mean, it wasn't for sUPport...so much as for sport.

I've said too much.

Lisa said...

WTH?! whodathunkit.

so.many.thoughts.running.through.head.cannot.speak.them.outloud...

Soda and Candy said...

OK I can't watch videos at work, but I think I get the gist, and all I can say is what the...?

J.J. in L.A. said...

For $55, the thing had better vibrate! It would bring a whole new meaning to the phrase 'being rocked to sleep'.

just a girl... said...

if i had titties that nice I would be going commando all night, better for you to motorboat them my friend. Okay that sounded really creepy and I am actually really nice.

mylittlebecky said...

your spelling of b(.)(.)b COMPLETELY distracted me. i don't even know what this is about. maybe b(.)(.)bs.

on closer inspection, i usually just use a dog for this purpose. what? they're small AND furry!

sAm said...

Seriously. Now I could be wrong (and I'm not in their target demographic), but wouldn't another type of tool (non-human...don't want anybody getting tired) work just as well and be able to multitask? Maybe it's the beautiful pink bag/case the Kush goes in...most multitask tools don't have that fancy of a bag (or so I've heard).

Shana said...

Weird.
Interesting but weird

The Man at the Pub said...

I want one for my testicles!