How did my day go yesterday?
Well, I went to the vending machine, which has some kind of "SureVend" technology that may use some kind of laser or electric eye beam to make sure that your product drops and you get to enjoy your tasty, salty, garlicy Gardetto's.
Which explains why I had to hit the machine with a high shoulder slam to get them to fall. Rat bastards.
Speaking of rat bastards, I get on the "L" around 5:00, and I see this ass-hat zonked out. Not only is he taking up two seat, with his guitar & amp, but his legs are splayed out taking out a huge amount of standing room, too.
Since he didn't so much as twitch for 7 train stops, I figure he was most likely dead, and just dumped there. Because no one would SLEEP on the "L". Right?
And no, I cannot explain the plastic pumpkin, either.