2011-02-12

The S.A.D. Season – Part 1

No folks, I'm not talking about about Seasonal Affective Disorder where people get the winter time blues.  No, this is about a holiday I used to celibate celebrate:

Singles Awareness Day

The holiday can be celebrated on February 13, 14, or 15th.  I celebrated it almost everyday, for the better part of 20 year or so, until one day…

HEART-Stars

But I remember what it was like this time of year.  You have feelings like this:

Cupid-03

You want to give Cupid a taste of his own medicine.

Cupid-05 But be warned, Cupid seems to enjoy his spankings a little too much.

Cupid-02

I always suspected Cupid was a little accident prone.

Cupid-01Now this is more like it!

So, this goes out to the single and "single enough" ladies out there.  You know that guy who's "just a friend"?  Throw the poor guy a bone.  (Not like THAT, unless you want to be the BEST FRIEND EVER!)  Ask him out to a nice dinner @ Taco Bell, then spot the guy 5 minutes of light "slap & tickle" in the parking lot.  You can even pull out a kitchen timer so that he knows he's "on the clock."

As long as told him straight-up what's what, he'll be fine with it.  Plus, now you'll have someone you can call when you need someone to help you rearrange your furniture.  (No, that's not a euphemism for anything.)

Cupid-06 But this probably is…

5 comments:

SkylersDad said...

I only had one friend like that way back when, she was such a good friend... sigh...

J.J. in L.A. said...

My best (male) bud always sent me a card or came over on V-day with a yellow rose (if it was on a weekend) when I was single. No 'friends with benefits' thing, just him being nice. He also set me up on a blind date once...on V-day. That didn't go over so well.

Cora said...

Ugh. I know what you mean. Valentines Day always made being alone so much lonelier. Stupid cupid. Grr.

BUT NOT THIS YEAR! SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Candy's daily Dandy said...

Waaaaay cute post!!! Loved it!

yeah, I used to have a few "good friends" before I met My Guy. I had to cut the team after I met him.....

Scope said...

SkylersDad - Ah, the freinds of our youth...

J.J. - He set me up on a blind date once... Once.

Cora - Yeah it's nice to have someone on Valentine's Day. It's even nicer when that someone is you.

Candy - While they had to get cut from the team, I'm certain they cherished their time in the major leagues.