2009-04-01

Pennsylvania 500

Wouldst thou join us for the most exciting 500 mile buggy race in all of Pennsylvania?
Starting in Red Lion and coursing through Intercourse ere rounding West Chester and returning via Blue Ball.

Thrice 'round the circuit decides the winner.

27 comments:

Cora said...

Ha ha ha! Thou art making thee wish "Amish Paradise" was on the olde I-pod! And perhaps it shall be before the day is done.

"Tonight we're going to party like it's 1699."

Sass said...

Sounds like a lot of horse shite to me.

I'm just sayin'.

No really, there'd be a lot of horse shi...oh forget it.

O.G. said...

Wow that is hillarious...I like the number 3 on the buggy - nice touch.

Cora said...

BTW, I didn't know Intercourse leads to Blue Ball. Go figure.

Sassy Britches said...

Is there off-track betting for this type of event? Because I could really get into that shit (no pun intended).

Lisa said...

If you're starting in Red Lion, pick me up, I'll be the navigator! ;)

We could also make a couple of other stops... there's always Bird In Hand and Paradise... and you could have yourself a good ole piece o' shoo fly pie. I don't eat that crap, but you know, I'm just sayin', you could if you wanted to.

Candy's daily Dandy said...

The Amish were SERIOUSLY screaming for help when they named those towns.
It's like they were speaking in code.

Scope said...

I believe "Red Lion" is associated with "Intercourse" ;-)

I believe "West Chester" is associated with "Blue Ball" ;-)

Use that information as necessary.

Some Guy said...

I only watch for the crashes.

the iNDefatigable mjenks said...

You and I have a lot in common: midwest, beards, crappy cars dying on us while driving home from school and a tendency to end sentences talking about Blue Ball, PA.

Soda and Candy said...

LOL! Awesome, I like the poster art too.

Fancy Schmancy said...

That picture is awesome. I only hope for your sake that you haven't angered the great and powerful Zibbs by mocking his beloved West Chester.

SkylersDad said...

Would each of the buggies be considered "1 horsepower"?

Sam_I_am said...

There is a Pittsburgh-based musical called Amish Burlesque

http://www.myspace.com/amishburlesque1

which has such fabulous musical number as "Take the Horse to Intercourse" and "Harvest Queen." It is hilarious.

Cora said...

*blushing* Aww gee, Scope, you wonderful Man Doll, you! What a sweet Quick Hits today. Shucks. *looking at the ground and kicking an invisible pebble* Thank you and right back at you, my friend!!

:-)

J.J. in L.A. said...

2009-3-32? lol! I tried to do an April Fool's joke on my blog, but I guess I was too subtle.

Char said...

Too, too funny! And I bet Rev.Earnhart will be the winner.

Cowguy said...

I've got my straw hat!!

Dr Zibbs said...

I love those Amish.

Callista said...

Scope, I just saw your quick hits on Cora and I want you to know that it's soo not true! She is freaking evil as she proved in your facebook post!

Cora said...

@ Callista: Dammit! Shhhhh. Don't tell him that! Let him find out on his own! It's MUCH more fun that way (for me.)

;-)

@ Scope: Callista is confused. She doesn't know what she's talking about. Ever. Ohhh, that Friday night dinner is gonna be FUN, huh? ;-)

Callista said...

@ Cora, wooops sorry but what do you expect when you are making friends with my mom on FB!

@ Scope, I certainly hope you know what you are getting yourself into. LOL. All bribes for info can be sent to my paypal account! Tell your friends!

Cora said...

@ Callista: Bribes? Pffft! You've got nothin' ;-)

Scope said...

Callista - I know she's evil, that's the fun part. If she was as goody-goody as she looks, then what fun would that be? :-)

Looking forward to Friday's dinner.

Callista said...

@ Cora, that's what you think!
I'm done with this bye!

Cora said...

@ Callista: We'll battle it out at the restaurant during dessert then. Pudding all around. Literally.

@ Scope: wink, wink, nudge, nudge, say no more! ;-)

Morgan the Muse said...

I am with Cora, I wish I had Amish Paradise...