My cousin is a pharmacist @ the Fartmart there in town, and he reports that he can tell the V.U. is back in session because his store was sold out of the "Plan B" morning after pill.
It appears that "Plan A'" (Abstinence) and
"Plan C" (Condoms) were also in short supply.
While I'm certain that they have restocked, due to limited supply and high demand, please plan you drunken anonymous hookups accordingly.
This has been a public service announcement from your friends at SCOPE-TECH.
Yes – This is a Facebook repost. But it's too funny not to use again.
No – This isn't the weirdest part of our conversation. THAT involved the FBI questioning someone we know for 3 days.
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I'm assuming V.U. is Vincinnes?
Yeah, that was one mighty weird conversation. It was fun to watch though. Your eyebrows kept jumping up and down your forehead like it was a trampoline.
:-)
I'll be sure to let my mom know.
Yes, Mr. Jenks, you are correct.
The Plan B is good stuff, but it's really expensive. What about plan Anit-V: shoot it somewhere far away from her vagina.
:)
I laughed so hard at plans A & C that I am still snarfing soda!
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