* Warning all links with a '*' will play music. If you don't want sound where you are, don't do the "clicky" thing.
You know, I like Christmas. I get jazzed for it. I'm a 40+ bachelor, and there are 80 people on my Christmas card list. And I take it seriously. Each box of cards has a number. A person is assigned a number. The Excel spreadsheet is then sorted to make sure members of close families don't get the same card, if possible. That also assists in the filling out process, so you can do one type of card at a time, and not have to flip between boxes. (Of course I sort the envelopes by zip code before taking them to the post office. I'm not some kind of heathen.)
And you folks thought Candy had OCD looking for this.
Each of the 80 will get a card.
With a hand written note.
Envelope? All filled out by hand.
Not even return address labels.
But I can't bring myself to do one of those 'Christmas newsletters' things. Even a parody one.
And I love Christmas music. Not enough to "Turn On The Light*" yet, mind you. But enough to wait for that one new song to catch me for the season.
Last year, it was Kevin Maney's "Reindeer Song*".
A few year's back, it was The Christmas Jug Band's "Santa Lost A Ho*" (Sorry, could only find a clip.)
And now, here's something that takes one of my all-time favorites, craps on it, bitch slaps it, and then swabs it under the toilet rim of a Thai whorehouse.
If you EVER want to enjoy "Carol of the Bells" again, do not watch this:
And a SPECIAL one for Zibbs.
[FYI - Yes, I know Candy wrote same thing here. But this was already in the can and scheduled, and I'm not about to throw it away.]