2008-11-29

SCOPE-TECH Presents: S.P.A.M.I.S.H.


It'll drive ya BUGGY!
For when you're hungry enough to eat a horse.
How can you say, "Nay"?
It'll trip your TRIGGER!
S.P.A.M.I.S.H. Select - in the SILVER can
Who said, "There's no sense EATING a dead horse"?
We bet it won't sit around FURLONG, and your family will beg for a DAILY DOUBLE helping.
S.P.A.M.I.S.H.: It's PERFECTA
S.P.A.M.I.S.H.: Specially Processed Amish Meat - Its Spammed Horse
Horse meat. It's not just for dog food anymore.
It's
CHEVAL the French will eat.

* This product has no relationship to that
Hormel product made of Squirrels, Possums, and Mice.
** Makers of S.P.A.M.I.S.H. apologize for all Amish folks reading this blog.

4 comments:

Ms. Florida Transplant said...

Very clever!

I wish I had known about it before I planned my Thanksgiving dinner!

Ms. Florida Transplant said...

Very clever!

I wish I had known about it before I planned my Thanksgiving dinner!

Dr Zibbs said...

"Electricty Free Food"
"..give it to Zeke, he won't eat it, he hates everything"

Gwen said...

I bet it would be good fried and topped with a Kraft slice.