Faster than a rolling 'O'
Stronger than silent 'E'
Able to leap capital 'T' in a single bound!
It's a word, it’s a plan...it's Letterman!
You all know that there is the Letterman Meme going around, right? Candy, Sass, and Cora have done it at least. So, it works like this, you are assigned a letter of the alphabet to best illustrate 10 things you love beginning with that letter. Candy gave me 'S' for 'Scope' (Sass gave me a 'Y' but that's for another day.) So, without further ado.
01 - Spell Check – Oh how I love you. Not only did you provide a little bit of humor to my day, you make it so that that I don't look like a complete idiot when I write. Where were you in 4th grade when I mangled the sentence, "The bare had a tare in a pare of pants."? Granted, none of those words pop up in error in spell check, I'm just saying.
02 - Spunk – I'm naturally on the low key side, so I really love a woman with spunk. I was going to say "sass" but then "
Sass" and "Sassy Britches" might argue over who I was referring to, and then we would have had to break out the bikinis and the tub of banana pudding, and let them settle it like ladies. Wait a second…
03 - SASS – Ding ding!
04 - Sixburgh STEELERS Super Bowl Champs – I love me
my Steelers. Always have.
05 - Surfing the Internet – I blog therefore I surf. I tried 'serfing the internet' but the damn dirty peasants can smashing the laptops I got them and claiming that they were "the devil's machines." True, but I borrowed them, and he's gonna pissed when he sees what happened to them.
06 - Sleep – I love it, but like many things I love, I don't get enough of it.
07 - SQL – I love me some Structured Query Language. Most of the time I pronounce it "SEQUAL" there I times I say the letters, "S-Q-L". Regardless, I couldn't do my job without it.
08 - Sabbatical – I seriously did enjoy my year of unemployment. I just wished I would have enjoyed it more.
09 - Snickers – Since this meme was from CANDY, I thought I would throw in my love for the chocolate.
10 Spiders and Snakes – Actually this could have been "Silly Songs" or "Stafford & Stevens". I'm a fool for the novelty song.
And I suppose you thought this was over. No. because I also love 'SIPPING' so much, it deserved its own 10:
01 - Sam Adams - He was a Brewer and a Patriot. An original two sport man.
02 – Sangria – Because if I'm having sangria, then I'm having tapas, and if I'm having tapas, then I'm having that baked goat cheese in the tomato stuff.
03 – Seven & Sevens – For when daddy needs to get there, fast!
04 – Smoked Maibock – Goose Island made this once that I know of, smoked the crap out of the malt, and it was simply the best beer I've ever consumed.
05 – Sauvignon Blanc – A little patio pounder, lighter than a chardonnay.
06 – Shots – But real shots. Whiskey. Tequila. No 'Watermelons' or 'Suicides'
07 – Suds – I like beer. It makes me a jolly good fellow. I like beer, it helps me unwind and sometimes it makes me feel mellow. (But not "feel MelO" sadly enough.)
08 – Sunset Wheat – Leinenkugel's tasty, tasty beer with a hint of orange in the bottle.
09 – Stout, Guinness – Mmmmm, beer.
10 – Sliders – After all this drinking, who doesn't want a sack of these steamed little grease balls?