Okay, normally I'm not a "Pass It On" guy. Chain letters and meme's tend to stop dead with me. (But I did do the virus story, because, HELL, you say "No" to MelO.) However, due to certain circumstances, this was just to good not to share.
You have not been tagged. Don't care if you pass it on, just laugh at some of the results. And here are the original rules:
1. Put your iPod (or media player) on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN, NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!
4. Tag 10 friends who might enjoy this quiz as well as the person you got the note from. :-)
However, I know most of you have the attention span of a 4 year old hopped up on Pixie Stix and Mt. Dew, and also prefer to make up your own GOD DAMN RULES ANYWAY, so break 'em. Keep clicking next until you get one that fits of is funny. Troll your iTunes. Don't care.
Just have fun.
WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
Last Man At The Party – Jethro Tull (I prefer the tag "Last Man Standing" but close.)
WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
O Come All Ye Faithful – Artist Unknown (I hope so.)
WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
Jack Frost and the Hooded Crow – Jethro Tull (Not sure what it means, but funny as hell!)
HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
White Christmas – Dean Martin (Mmmm... I would chose "Only 364 More Shopping Days 'til Christmas")
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
Sticks and Horse Turds – Larry The Cable Guy (Has Larry been reading my blog?)
WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Happy XMAS (War is Over) – John Lennon (Not the worst choice. The battle will be over, but the war will go on.)
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Baby It's Cold Outside – Dean Martin (Whatever.)
WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Jingle Bells - Bing Crosby and the Andrews Sisters (Should have been the Barking Dog version, which I used to use as my answering machine message.)
WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
I Pissed My Pants – Larry the Cable Guy (I almost did when this popped up.)
WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
Winter Wonderland – Dean Martin (Whatever)
HOW WILL YOU DIE?
Leroy The Red Necked Reindeer – Joe Diffy (Gwen - Is this like your hunting story?)
WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET?
Hark! The Herald Angels Sing – Frank Sinatra (Whatever)
WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
Blue Christmas - ELVIS (I laugh at your suffering!)
WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
The Christmas Song – Chris Isaak
WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas – Frank Sinatra
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
I Want A Boob Job For Christmas – Virginia Kegel (Not for myself, of course...)
WHAT IS 2+2?
The 12 Gifts Of Christmas – Allan Sherman (I thought I could do the mathes better than this)
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Don't Serve Bean (on Christmas Eve) - Cletus T. Judd (So accurate is SCARES ME, right MB?)
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Stephon, The Alternative Lifestyle Reindeer – Cletus T. Judd (Hey NOW! That's not a damn bit funny!)
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer – Elmo & Patsy (Not the whole life...)
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
My Favorite Things – Eddie Fisher
WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Guilt For Christmas – Ray Stevens (DING! DING! DING!)
WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
Christmas In Hollis – Run DMC (Yeah, so, I grew up in the country.)
DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
Santa Claus Is Watching You – Ray Stevens (And I'm so on the NAUGHTY LIST)
WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
Christmas On TV – Chris Isaak (DING! DING! DING!)
WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
Santa's Coming And He's Going TO Kick Your Ass – The Arrogant Worms
As you can see, I loaded my iPod with only Christmas music last week. (Oh, and I did cheat a little by not reusing duplicate songs be different artists. Blue Christmas would have been used 3 times, and Jingle Bells 4 times.)