2008-12-10

Getting Carded






























And with that, the public stipper pole was closed for another season.

As I mentioned a while back, I have a bit of an OCD thing with my Christmas cards and my Christmas card list. Since I can't send you all individual cards, I thought I'd post the cards here for you to marvel at. The card above had a very stupid quote inside. "Hathy Holidayth." Please. I like mine better.















The Sugar Plummer Fairies perform the Butt-cracker - SWEET!



Only one thing in the world could've dragged me away from the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window.



Santa Claus is watching you. In his underwear and pink fuzzy slippers. And he likes it when your naughty. And DVRs it when you're REALLY NAUGHTY.



And you think you have a SHIT job.

And here's some of the serious ones...










(This one has glitter in the tree, and is pretty cool in real life.)


(This one reminds me of old 70's wallpaper.)
[Resized cards so they would fit screen better - Love how "Preview" doesn't actually show you exactly how it will post!]

9 comments:

Candy's daily Dandy said...

Great post! I love all the cards but "The Butcracker" is my fave!!

I thought for a second I had gone to Robot Nine's blog. Good work!

Scope said...

And the "Leg Lamp" one is especially for Sass.

Gwen said...

Your caption IS much better!

Sass said...

Yay me! I'll post my picture on facebook, although it's a little blurry...given the fact that I was running in knee high boots and broken pants and trying to keep up with the car that was leaving me.

;)

Morgan the (Almost) Muse said...

I like the wallpaper one, personally.

LYDIA said...

I like the two bottom serious ones - or one of a wolf.

Scope said...

That's why I do the multiple different ones, to match it up to the person. See, the youth minister doesn't get the one with the stripper pole comment,

MelO said...

"It's a major award!!"

Ms. Florida Transplant said...

Those are great!