That Blue Yak Crappy Gifts For Sick People Stockpile

To find out what the HELL I'm talking about, go read Dr. Zibb's post HERE. But who am I kidding. You already read his post, and are only coming over here to see what I did.

At first, I thought I was supposed to come up with a crappy gift for a STICK person. And I thought, "
Flammable lube." That would suck.

Then, I noticed it was SICK people. And I realized that I had to up my game. And nothing says "I wish you were dead" better than
Zamfir Gold (God I wish I made that up). For those of you too young to remember, Gheorghe Zamfir is "the Master of the Pan Flute." His ads were all over TV when I was in college. And to his credit, I know of no other Pan Flute player who is trying to take his crown. He is truly the master.

So, drop this number on the CD player across the room from the bedridden (Hey! I want to be "bed ridden" dirty cowgirl style), set it on "loop" and run like hell.

Click, I double dog dare ya'!

So what you do is:
1) Pick a crappy gift for the That Blue Yak Crappy Gifts For Sick People Stockpile and post it on your site.
2) Pick 5 bloggers that you think might want to open their hearts and pick a crappy gift.
3) Link back to this post.
4) And if you really want to get into heaven, write, "I POSTED A CRAPPY GIFT" in the comments section of this post so we can see the crappy gifts you picked.

And I tag:

Alex (Draw 4)
Poobomber (No forwarding your work inbox to them)
the iNDefatigable mjenks (The mind boggles.)
Candy (I'm sure the gift will be elegant and tasteful, but somehow crappy)
Robot Nine (Nine gifts for the price of one!)


Poobomber said...

Yo, I've been tag-teamed! Or gang tagged? Tag bang ganged?

Candy's daily Dandy said...


Dr Zibbs said...

Crap you (That's crap talk for Thank You).

Gwen said...


Perfectly crappy. Well done!

Chris said...

What a completely crappy gift, and I mean that in the best possible way. That commercial was a classic, I'd forgotten about it.

Cora said...

Now THAT is a crap dance alright.